Somebody bitch slap me

Currently I play on party and in some local venues. Here's a screen shot from a $2 tourney on 9-11. I'm still trying to figure out how I ran off over 500K to take 11th place....yuk (see title).

Yeah, yeah, i know the $2 is loaded with talent but i'm still learning. I'm waiting for a couple of top 5 finishes before i venture into the $20 and up tourneys. Besides, if you can't win in the $2....how are you gonna beat real players.

By the way, tomorrow is my 35th birthday so feel free to dump your chips this way.