Smart ass comments any one?

A buddy and I were brainstorming for smart ass comments to say when you're about to hand somebody their traveling papers. I know this is bad etiquette, but for humor's sake feel free to chime in. Extra PP points if you really said it. Minus 3000 if you said it and got beat.

Here's a few we came up with / remembered:

*You better get out of the shower, cause I got a flush.
*I've got 2 pair, Kings and ..............Kings ( I actually said this)

and my son's favorite,
*I've got a 17 footer with a 90 horse Johnson, a live well, and a trolling motor. That's a small boat!