Don't piss me off...wait a minute, maybe that's a good idea.

Monday night I was playing in a $5 3TT on party. My buddy, semajenski, calls me and says, "Let's get in the same game". We're hooked up and playing. He's drunk off his ass on Gentleman Jack and making hilarious comments on the chat bar. He's ripping one-liners to my table and we're having a good laugh. My table gets fired up and everyone starts ripping comments back at the two of us. I check the relative chip stacks. Semajenski and myself are dead last in the chips.

My buddy goes out in 13th because his girfriend puts him in a hand while he's draining the lizard. With the blinds at 75/150, I have 110 chips. There are 11 people left. We're on 2 tables. Some douche bag named jackitoff chimes in on my table. He tells me to put my 110 in so they can merry up and go the final table. Then he calls me a jack off! WTF?
I fire back and tell him I'm gonna kick his ass.

About three hands later I find myself with 2000 chips and some room to breathe. The comments keep coming from jackitoff totally unprovoked! He calls me a jack off at least 6 more times.

Long story short, jackitoff and myself are in a hand, he barely has me covered, I flop 2 pr, make boat on the turn, check it all the way, third club on the river and he bets 1200. I'm over the top all in. Here's the hand history and comments:

#Game No : 2821662273
***** Hand History for Game 2821662273 *****NL Texas Hold'em Trny:16307890
Level:10 Blinds (300/600) - Tuesday, October 04, 00:14:20 EDT 2005
Table 3 - Table(479188) Table #1 (Real Money)Seat 9 is the buttonTotal number of players : 4 Seat 7: Ed_Zackary ( $5180 )
Seat 9: HJBCCB ( $14380 )
Seat 3: RW3939 ( $5190 )
Seat 4: jackitoff ( $5250 )
Trny:16307890 Level:10Blinds (300/600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Ed_Zackary [ As 2h ]
RW3939: nh
Ed_Zackary calls [600].
HJBCCB folds.
RW3939 calls [300].
jackitoff checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, Ac, Ad ]
RW3939 checks.
jackitoff checks.
Ed_Zackary checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ]
RW3939 checks.
jackitoff bets [600].
Ed_Zackary calls [600].
RW3939 folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]
jackitoff bets [1400].
Ed_Zackary is all-In [3980]
jackitoff: you got a boat
jackitoff: i got queen high flush
Ed_Zackary: jack off
jackitoff calls [2580].
jackitoff shows [ Tc, Qc ] a flush, ace high.
Ed_Zackary shows [ As, 2h ] a full house, Aces full of twos.
Ed_Zackary wins 10960 chips from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of twos.

jackitoff is left with 70 chips in the SB, I'm in the BB, hit my 7, and finish him off.
What's sweeter than that? Knocked off the last 2 players and took 1st for $45.
From now on, I'm encouraging the smart ass comments to get me cranked up and focused in.

Good luck to everyone and thanks for checking out my site,
Ed